1. Those photos cost money and I’m pretty cheap.
2. My dogs don’t know who Santa is.
3. Hetty would try and french kiss Santa or she might get very excited and tinkle on his lap. Or both.
4. Remy would not like Santa because Santa is not Colin.
5. Cory would be terrified of Santa. He has a beard, for goodness sake, who could trust that?
6. I don’t think all that barking, peeing, and licking would make a good photo.